May 9, 2025

Waxing Gibbous

• Disease is IN
• Washing your hands for the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday" is OUT
• Germ theory is OUT
• Proudly telling your dentist you won't floss and never will is IN
• Restoring the human lifespan to its natural length of 32 years is IN

Moon Boy says... I do not receive the respect I deserve. Oh, how I long for you to prostrate yourself before me and other moon boys.

Yet that day will never come. You fester in your arrogance.