May 8, 2025

Waxing Gibbous

Moon Boy says... While humans try to shape their reality with tools not suited to the purpose, moon boys effect real change. You cannot comprehend the power of a moon wand or moon scepter.

Today, the manmade may entrance you. Do not let it. Focus instead on the unmakeable: a leaf, a cloud fat with rain.


May 7, 2025

Waxing Gibbous

Moon Boy says... Your happiness is nothing compared to the divine happiness I experience constantly here in the seventh celestrial plane.

Still, I wish to see you happy.

If only you could drink the divine nectar of the moon boys, all would be well with you. But you are human, and must settle for small things.

Have a dessert today. One with a lot of chocolate. If you are allergic to chocolate, eat something with vanilla or caramel.


May 6, 2025

Waxing Gibbous

Moon Boy says... Though I am but a small moon boy, my wisdom is boundless. Its length, width, and depth cannot be determined.

Rely on yourself today. A close friend will reveal themselves to be a betrayer with a long history of deceits.

Fake friends will give you bad fashion advice. They are jealous of your waistline and will stop at nothing to cover it up. Please, wear a crop top today.


May 5, 2025

Waxing Gibbous

Moon Boy says... Time is a river that flows in both directions. No matter which way you steer your leaky boat, you find it sinking. Before long you and the boat will lie forgotten on the marshy bottom. To the river, your wishes and fears mean nothing. They are like the dumb gurgling of water.